Mindfrosting

One of the kids told me how to make one of your eyes twitch to make people go away.
Her method: She said to close one eye halfway then wink it fast. You must keep a straight face or let your face follow what you are saying whist getting the eye to twitch rapidly.

I found if too slow and people would just be thinking you’re winking at them. In my case no matter how well or poorly I twitch, it does make them go away, but be warned that if you are good looking you just might cause the person you want to go away - to hang around more than ever.
I need to perfect the rapid twitch ’cause one time the person said “eh, errm, lady, I’m married”. So I had to clariy by telling him my eye had a twitch and that I was NOT winking at him. Sheesh…